pass a little common sense my way

...also known as, what I've learned by default.

Recently, I've learned three important rules of living with a 2 year old:

Rule #1 - Do not buy white shirts (with a horse logo) for your 2 year old.

Rule #2 - Do not let your 2 year old eat M&Ms in the back seat of the car.

Rule #3 - Do not let you two year old eat M&Ms in the back seat of the car while wearing a white shirt.